Thursday, May 8, 2008

Top 3

Top 3 most ridiculous things Danielle has said

The criteria for the rankings of these sayings are
-lack of thought processing
-Not thinking before speaking
-Not paying attention
-The degree of seriosness
-How unintelligent she sounded
-Overall presentation


HONERABLE MENTIONS

Vandilizing a disabled persons car with ketchup and mustard
(ignoranse is not a deffence)

Mr. Hogg "so if the net force is zero what happens"
Danielle "They attract" (not even close)
Mr. Hogg "they cancel out"

"isn't pittsburgh a state"


1) In grade 6 she was asked to pick a number between 1 and 50. She thought for a few seconds and said "ummm 75". The ummm suggested that she was thinking hard about the question and said 75 like it was a serius answer. She (hopefuly) was not paying attention and only overheard "pick a number".

2) In math 12 we were doing graphing and we needed to find quarter sections to find co-ordinates. In the example Mr Killick gave us he used a length of 4. Im sure he used 4 because it was the easiest possible number to find the quarter section.
when we started to do it Danielle quickly asked "what is the quarter section of 4" Mr. killick quickly responded "I'l go check my calculater" sarcastically. Quarter sections were a new concept at the time but the question could be solved by using a small amount of logic.

3) "You need to replace your whole windshield" this is funny because it is impossible to replace half or any section of a windshield.

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